Distraction Avoider Pillows

'FOCUS, people, FOCUS!'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Pizza time.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Sawdust.

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

Big bumpers.

D.I.Y ladder

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

Noise machines for dogs.

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

"Om, Ah, Om, Sajra, Guru, Padma, Onions, Peppers, Cheese, Wine, Pasta, Milk, Loo Roll..."

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

Easily fooled, Andy is once again picked off at first base.

Worm running away from hook.

Fake Muse

Texting kills

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

How to Tell when You're Asking for Directions from a NASCAR Fan: 'Make a left, then hang a left, take another left followed by a left...'

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

'I think he wants you to be quiet!'

'Our company drone found you on the golf course yesterday after you called in sick.'

The Institute of Time Mismanagement Asks: 'Are You Procrastinating to Your Full Potential?'

Displacement activities for people who work from home...

'Is there a machine that's not in front of mirrors? I know what I look like...that's why I am here.'