Distraction Buster Pillows

"It's like a metal detector, but it detects phones. I want your undivided attention at dinner tonight."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Pizza time.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Burning the Other

Office of the PR of the United States

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

Horn of Plenty.

The Keyboard

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."

'I begged him to get a smart reader.'

Noise machines for dogs.

"Om, Ah, Om, Sajra, Guru, Padma, Onions, Peppers, Cheese, Wine, Pasta, Milk, Loo Roll..."

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

"This isn't really helping."

"I like putting any all the holiday decorations....it makes the room seem twice as large."

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?"

"Are you listening to me?"

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

Easily fooled, Andy is once again picked off at first base.

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

I suggest you call technical support.