Distraction Conqueror Pillows

The Keyboard

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"Frank?"

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

Easily fooled, Andy is once again picked off at first base.

Couple are so focused on their cellphones they don't notice their house burning down around them.

'I was THAT close to attaining enlightenment, and a stupid BIRD landed on my head!'

4 Reasons for Procrastination

'Hey, I'm sorry! It's Spring, and I was watching the woman in the blue dress!'

'You won't get me to sit on the couch and discuss my obsession until I straighten things up, Dr Hunter.'

The Institute of Time Mismanagement Asks: 'Are You Procrastinating to Your Full Potential?'

Knight Light

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

Displacement activities for people who work from home...

Quarantine

Cartoon City...

'Let me know if I am distracting you.'

Judge drops gavel on jury members with cell phones.

"It's like a metal detector, but it detects phones. I want your undivided attention at dinner tonight."

'Perhaps I can interest sir in our, traffic pacifier.'

'Holly? Are you listening?'

No confused expressions - 'Hey you!'

"Look, an update."

"Being study buddies will definitely help us stay focused. Pay and Bea study together and they get A's!"