Disarray Conqueror Pillows

"Frank?"

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Rage.

What My Day Feels Like

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

The Keyboard

The horn of paper

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart