Report Card Conqueror Pillows

"My grades have slipped since Dad stopped helping me with my homework."

"That's really bad. Tell your parents it's fake news."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

Contest to enter the University

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

University of Adversity.

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

'I don't like to be critical, but that's only because you don't take criticism well.'

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

"I can't get this last crossword puzzle question. It's a three letter word for a small, domesticated animal with soft fur that people keep as a pet."

"As you can see, I was able to answer all the questions without getting bogged down in perfection."

"I know not the exact day nor hour of the second coming...or twenty four other world events."

"Ahhh, there's nothing like the fifteenth cup of the day."