Quarterly Report Conqueror Pillows

"The quarterly figures are in. Airplane made your phones, seat-back up, and buckle your seatbelt."

Rage.

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Why am I running?

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

Minister Starts at a New Church

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

National corporate ladder of success monument.

'He works in Acquisitions.'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

"That's the Ommbudsman."

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

CEO's office in a safe.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

". . . And you thought last month's sales figures just happened?"

"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."

"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."