Quarterly Report Conqueror Prints

"The quarterly figures are in. Airplane made your phones, seat-back up, and buckle your seatbelt."

Rage.

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Why am I running?

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

Minister Starts at a New Church

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'He works in Acquisitions.'

"That's the Ommbudsman."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'

". . . And you thought last month's sales figures just happened?"

CEO's office in a safe.

"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."