". . . And you thought last month's sales figures just happened?"
Quarterly Conqueror Pillows
Add a touch of inspiration to your space with pillows that celebrate your quarterly creative conquests, combining comfort with a dash of witty motivation.
'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'
Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.
Homo Gamus
"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."
A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."
Gamers
'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'
'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'
Why am I running?
Test your patience, back in one hour.
The Devil's in the detail!
'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'
"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."
Beware of the 4th quarter.
"Be or be not. There is no question."
'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'
'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'
'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'
Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.
"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."
"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."
"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."
'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'
"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."
National corporate ladder of success monument.
"You go pillage. I can loot from here."
'He works in Acquisitions.'
"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."
"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"
'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'
"I came, I saw I takeovered."
CEO's office in a safe.
"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."
'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'
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Quarterly Conqueror Mugs
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Quarterly Conqueror Prints
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Quarterly Conqueror T-Shirts
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