Delay Conqueror Pillows

1 hour delay, 2 hour delay, 3 hour delay.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Rage.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Commutobile

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

Hourglass Dumptruck

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

Monday morning is nigh.

Outstanding Time Management

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

A Learning Curve.

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

Drowning in Paper.

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

The Keyboard

"Help! Set me free!"

"Frank?"

Computer Gamers.

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

'He's been working on this around the clock for weeks. Not a happy camper.'

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something

'Creepy, yes. But on the other hand, he's never missed a deadline.'

Emergency. I'm sorry, sir, we don't do taxes here.

Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.

Employees have 'carrot and stick' set-up with coffee, biscuits and pastries. Chairman says: 'These are a crucial part of our new campaign to get employees walking to work.'

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.