Commuting Conqueror Pillows

'I got a good buy on it from army surplus, and it should solve my traffic problems.'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'My feet are killing me.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Rage.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Commutobile

The trim reaper

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Monday morning is nigh.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Computer Gamers.

'My trainer is a touch task master.'

The subway-delay prophet of doom

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

Employees have 'carrot and stick' set-up with coffee, biscuits and pastries. Chairman says: 'These are a crucial part of our new campaign to get employees walking to work.'

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

The Off-Roading Commuter

'You have to start leaving for work earlier. Even I beat you to the office this morning.'