Cramp Conqueror Pillows

'I hate it when I'm on her lap, and she has a leg cramp!'

'My feet are killing me.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Commutobile

The trim reaper

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"That's the Ommbudsman."

Monday morning is nigh.

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."

"Sealed for your diets protection."

Missing Sock

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'