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1 hour delay, 2 hour delay, 3 hour delay.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Rage.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Commutobile

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Hourglass Dumptruck

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

A Learning Curve.

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

Monday morning is nigh.

Outstanding Time Management

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

The Keyboard

Drowning in Paper.

"Help! Set me free!"

"Frank?"

Computer Gamers.

In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

'He's been working on this around the clock for weeks. Not a happy camper.'

'Creepy, yes. But on the other hand, he's never missed a deadline.'

Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.

Employees have 'carrot and stick' set-up with coffee, biscuits and pastries. Chairman says: 'These are a crucial part of our new campaign to get employees walking to work.'

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."