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"What's the point of getting over jet lag if she won't?"

Rage.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Commutobile

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Monday morning is nigh.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"Frank?"

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

Computer Gamers.

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

University of Adversity.

Mountain climber error.

"Here are Monsieur Limace, our sommelier, Monsiere Juron, chef de Cuisine and Mr Kruigshenk, specialist for the beheading of breakfast eggs."

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"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

The experienced coach, like a panther, patiently awaits the precise moment to mount his challenge...

'Remember, folks, don't try this on your own!'

"Damn it, Henderson, New York is still three hours ahead of us. Get on that!"

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.

Employees have 'carrot and stick' set-up with coffee, biscuits and pastries. Chairman says: 'These are a crucial part of our new campaign to get employees walking to work.'

The Off-Roading Commuter

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."