Budget Conqueror T-Shirts

"You're living within our means, isn't that enough?"

Rage.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Homo Gamus

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Second lifeReal life.

Commutobile

Gamers

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

The Devil's in the detail!

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Monday morning is nigh.

'I said we've got to lift up our numbers! I did not say to turn a loss of 150.000,- into a loss of 280.000,-!!'

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

Star Executive

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

'The operation we want you to do is to remove 25 from our budgets.'

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

Contest to enter the University

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

"Yes dear. But, I don't think you're actually supposed to dispose of your disposable income."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."