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The Keyboard

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"Frank?"

"Om, Ah, Om, Sajra, Guru, Padma, Onions, Peppers, Cheese, Wine, Pasta, Milk, Loo Roll..."

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'I was THAT close to attaining enlightenment, and a stupid BIRD landed on my head!'

Fake Muse

I'm sorry, your honor, I'm a little distracted. Would it be okay if I were to continue questioning the witness via cell phone from the hall?

Couple are so focused on their cellphones they don't notice their house burning down around them.

Easily fooled, Andy is once again picked off at first base.

4 Reasons for Procrastination

'Hey, I'm sorry! It's Spring, and I was watching the woman in the blue dress!'

'You won't get me to sit on the couch and discuss my obsession until I straighten things up, Dr Hunter.'

The Institute of Time Mismanagement Asks: 'Are You Procrastinating to Your Full Potential?'

Knight Light

Displacement activities for people who work from home...

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

Quarantine

Cartoon City...

'Let me know if I am distracting you.'

Judge drops gavel on jury members with cell phones.

No confused expressions - 'Hey you!'

"It's like a metal detector, but it detects phones. I want your undivided attention at dinner tonight."

'Holly? Are you listening?'

'Perhaps I can interest sir in our, traffic pacifier.'

"Look, an update."