Distraction Master Pillows

I'm sorry, your honor, I'm a little distracted. Would it be okay if I were to continue questioning the witness via cell phone from the hall?

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

Pizza time.

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'We're hoping to release him over the Grand Canyon.'

The Keyboard

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

"This isn't really helping."

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

'I was THAT close to attaining enlightenment, and a stupid BIRD landed on my head!'

Fake Muse

Easily fooled, Andy is once again picked off at first base.

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

'Why is a teacher always first on the scene?'

'What's procrastination?'

4 Reasons for Procrastination

"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."

'I think he wants you to be quiet!'

The Institute of Time Mismanagement Asks: 'Are You Procrastinating to Your Full Potential?'

'Jeez, Rex, leave it alone. How do you ever get anything done?'

Displacement activities for people who work from home...

Gregor metamorphosed into a giant cockroach and he hasn't even noticed yet.

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."