Desk Distraction Master Pillows

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Pizza time.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

'Pictures of your family?'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

'Why do you need an alarm clock'

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

Procrastinator's Leap.

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"This isn't really helping."

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

Desk Organizer: In and Far Out, Man.

Working from home

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

"I heard you have a really bad toothache." "Meh. Not anymore." "‘Meh’?" "I got bored of that, so I just moved on." "Amazing." "‘Mindless over matter’" "Bored of this phone."

'What's procrastination?'

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."

'I think he wants you to be quiet!'

'Jeez, Rex, leave it alone. How do you ever get anything done?'

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."