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Procrastinator's Leap.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Pizza time.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

The Keyboard

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

"This isn't really helping."

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

"I heard you have a really bad toothache." "Meh. Not anymore." "‘Meh’?" "I got bored of that, so I just moved on." "Amazing." "‘Mindless over matter’" "Bored of this phone."

4 Reasons for Procrastination

'What's procrastination?'

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

"I know I told you monsters weren't real, son, but the one under your bed happens to be very real."

No Texting! Don't Even Think About It!

A Day In The Life Of... Deflector Man

'Holly? Are you listening?'

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