Champion Of Distraction Gifts

Procrastinator's Leap.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Pizza time.

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

The Keyboard

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"This isn't really helping."

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

'What's procrastination?'

"I heard you have a really bad toothache." "Meh. Not anymore." "‘Meh’?" "I got bored of that, so I just moved on." "Amazing." "‘Mindless over matter’" "Bored of this phone."

4 Reasons for Procrastination

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

"I know I told you monsters weren't real, son, but the one under your bed happens to be very real."

No caption (People in an art gallery look at their cellphones rather than the art on the wall. The paintings are various icons and technology symbols).

No Texting! Don't Even Think About It!

Mr. Potato Head secretly goes on phone on video call.

A Day In The Life Of... Deflector Man

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