Master Of Distraction Gifts

Looking for a playful way to honor someone who's the ultimate master of distraction? Our collection captures their creative chaos with witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Whether they’re juggling projects or amusingly drifting away, these products speak to their vibrant personality. Ideal for friends, colleagues, or anyone who keeps life interesting and fun, our gifts celebrate their unique ability to distract and delight. Add some humor and personality to their daily routine with a thoughtful, creative present.

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"It's pretty slow here. Can you call back when I'm busy?"

"It's pretty slow here. Can you call back when I'm busy?" mockup

"It's pretty slow here. Can you call back when I'm busy?"

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'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.' mockup

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

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"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?" mockup

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

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"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!" mockup

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

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Pizza time.

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"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety." mockup

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

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"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed." mockup

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

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Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson? mockup

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

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"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done." mockup

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

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'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.' mockup

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

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'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.' mockup

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

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"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction." mockup

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

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'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...' mockup

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

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'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.' mockup

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

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Procrastinator Hall of Fame

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"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work." mockup

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

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"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!" mockup

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

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Houdini's infancy.

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Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class. mockup

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

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The Procrastinatorium.

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"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

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"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard." mockup

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

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"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?" mockup

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

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"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests." mockup

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

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Procrastinator's Leap.

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'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?' mockup

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

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'I was just, er, conserving energy.' mockup

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

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REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.' mockup

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

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"I always put things off until the last minute."

"I always put things off until the last minute." mockup

"I always put things off until the last minute."

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'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?' mockup

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

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'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.' mockup

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

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Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it mockup

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

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"Uh, it's the funniest thing honey... None of my power tools seem to work! I guess those projects will have to wait..."

"Uh, it's the funniest thing honey... None of my power tools seem to work! I guess those projects will have to wait..." mockup

"Uh, it's the funniest thing honey... None of my power tools seem to work! I guess those projects will have to wait..."

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'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.'

'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.' mockup

'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.'

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'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!' mockup

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

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Master Of Distraction Gifts Collection

Master Of Distraction Mugs

Discover more mugs celebrating the master of distraction and add some humor to their daily coffee routine.

Master Of Distraction Pillows

Shop our pillows that showcase their lively spirit—comfortable, fun, and full of personality.

Master Of Distraction Prints

Browse our prints that humorously celebrate their unique ability to distract and inspire, perfect for sprucing up any space.

Master Of Distraction T-Shirts

Find the perfect T-shirt that captures their playful distraction skills—great for casual wear and making a statement.