Master Of Avoidance Gifts

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

Tactics for avoiding a chat.

The Institute of Time Mismanagement Asks: 'Are You Procrastinating to Your Full Potential?'

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

One Size Fits All.

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

The World's best Camouflage Store.

The Procrastinatorium.

In Disguise.

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

"I see you've brought your own bag."

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

US Camouflage School

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

Procrastinator's Leap.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'