Master Of Avoidance Pillows

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

Tactics for avoiding a chat.

The Institute of Time Mismanagement Asks: 'Are You Procrastinating to Your Full Potential?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

One Size Fits All.

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

The World's best Camouflage Store.

The Procrastinatorium.

In Disguise.

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

"I see you've brought your own bag."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

US Camouflage School

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

Procrastinator's Leap.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.