Master Of Evasion Pillows

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

'He took a pass and disappeared?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

One Size Fits All.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

The Procrastinatorium.

In Disguise.

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

US Camouflage School

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"I see you've brought your own bag."

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

Procrastinator's Leap.

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"No. I can still see you."

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'