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"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

'He took a pass and disappeared?'

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

One Size Fits All.

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

The Procrastinatorium.

In Disguise.

US Camouflage School

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"I see you've brought your own bag."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Procrastinator's Leap.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'