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'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

One Size Fits All.

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

In Disguise.

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"I see you've brought your own bag."

US Camouflage School

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"No. I can still see you."

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

Psychologist has a happy mask on.

Cognito vs in-cognito

The Secret Service gets a new look.