Master Of Silence T-Shirts

"Honey, we really need not to talk."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

Fight or Flight

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Meditation

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Showoff"

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Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Important Muscles.

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

One Size Fits All.

"Yes, it's sort of a yearning disability."

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

'Grief counselling'