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'Stop following me!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"A table in Siberia, please."

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

One Size Fits All.

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

man juggling career, home and children

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

A restaurant with a "Main Dining Room" and a "Room for Dessert".

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"Is the slop fresh?"

Houdini's infancy.

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

In Disguise.

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

'No tables are available at this time. Would you be interested in take-out?'

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'