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CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

One Size Fits All.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

Houdini's infancy.

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

In Disguise.

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

"I see you've brought your own bag."

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

US Camouflage School

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

I don't trust that guy.

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

"No. I can still see you."

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"That guy is incredible! He's coaxed the fish to invest 20,000 bucks...in catfood stocks!"

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

Psychologist has a happy mask on.