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"All those close-up magic classes don't seem so 'worthless' on day 190 of quarantine, do they."

"This is my new waterbed!"

Magic Tricks

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

One Size Fits All.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

In Disguise.

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

"I see you've brought your own bag."

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

US Camouflage School

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

"No. I can still see you."

Don Quichotte's shadow

Book and magician

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"You'll go places in this company. Not really, but with our green screen, we can make it look that way."

Psychologist has a happy mask on.