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"All those close-up magic classes don't seem so 'worthless' on day 190 of quarantine, do they."

Prisoner escapes into his own painting.

"This is my new waterbed!"

Magic Tricks

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

One Size Fits All.

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

In Disguise.

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"I see you've brought your own bag."

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

US Camouflage School

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

Book and magician

"No. I can still see you."

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

Don Quichotte's shadow

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.