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CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'Remember to stick on the mask if my wife ever comes visiting.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

How witness protection really works...

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

One Size Fits All.

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

In Disguise.

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

"I see you've brought your own bag."

John James Heidegger, masquerade impresario, and Italian opera singers

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

US Camouflage School

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"Another goldfish...?"

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

An orca tries to infiltrate the penguin camp.