Master Of Disguises Gifts

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'Remember to stick on the mask if my wife ever comes visiting.'

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

'She'll never look for me here.'

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

How witness protection really works...

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

One Size Fits All.

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

In Disguise.

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

John James Heidegger, masquerade impresario, and Italian opera singers

US Camouflage School

"Another goldfish...?"

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

"I see you've brought your own bag."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."