Master Of Disguise Lover Gifts

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

Edgar Allen Poe

hard-boiled egg...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Bermuda Triangles

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

$1: Family Secrets

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Pastorius wonders why.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

Treasure Island Book.

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"There's something I have to tell you."

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

"That's hardly necessary!"

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"Ha ha, Newton! They'll blame it on a blunt instrument! No-one will ever suspect me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I spy with my little eye…"

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Which one's yours?"