Master Of Disguise Lover Pillows

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

Edgar Allen Poe

hard-boiled egg...

Bermuda Triangles

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

$1: Family Secrets

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Pastorius wonders why.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Treasure Island Book.

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Ha ha, Newton! They'll blame it on a blunt instrument! No-one will ever suspect me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Which one's yours?"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"That's hardly necessary!"