Master Of Deception Pillows

CIA HQ: Help wanted...Snake in the grass. Apply within.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

'She'll never look for me here.'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

One Size Fits All.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

Houdini's infancy.

In Disguise.

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

US Camouflage School

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"I see you've brought your own bag."

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'