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'She'll never look for me here.'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

How witness protection really works...

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

One Size Fits All.

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

A Masked Ball

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

In Disguise.

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

"Another goldfish...?"

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

John James Heidegger, masquerade impresario, and Italian opera singers

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

Robots in disguise.

"I see you've brought your own bag."

US Camouflage School

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.