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CIA, 'It's Ferguson, our 'Master of Disguise,' sir -- he's having an identity crisis.'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

How witness protection really works...

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

One Size Fits All.

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

In Disguise.

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

"Another goldfish...?"

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

'It's not so much to protect his identity - he's just ugly.'

"I see you've brought your own bag."

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Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

"No. I can still see you."

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'