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CIA, 'It's Ferguson, our 'Master of Disguise,' sir -- he's having an identity crisis.'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

How witness protection really works...

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

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"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

In Disguise.

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

"I see you've brought your own bag."

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

US Camouflage School

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"Another goldfish...?"

'It's not so much to protect his identity - he's just ugly.'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

"No. I can still see you."