Musician In Disguise Fan T-Shirts

Bear musician

EWE 2.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

He looks so natural lying there...

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Tina Turner

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Ringo Starr

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Cool hand... Uke

Dog detectives

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

Library Grand Opening

Elephant blues

Little Richard

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

'He's been shot!'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

Recollections of a Retired Butler

"I Love U2."

"Shaken."

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.