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"Well, Al, three-card monte has been good to us."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

One Size Fits All.

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Houdini's infancy.

In Disguise.

US Camouflage School

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

"I see you've brought your own bag."

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'