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"Well, Al, three-card monte has been good to us."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

One Size Fits All.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Houdini's infancy.

In Disguise.

US Camouflage School

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"I see you've brought your own bag."

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"No. I can still see you."

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'