Storyteller Of Deceit T-Shirts

'Should I make a note of the fact that the witness has grown a Pinocchio nose, your honor?'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

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Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

The life of penguins.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

"It's a setup."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

"Never lie to your attorney, Brad. If any lies need to be told I'll tell them."

"See...polystyrene!"

"Just between you and me, he was a road kill."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

'Oh well, if greed wasn't so good, we've still got lust, gluttony, sloth, wrath, envy and pride.'

'Are you sure this is all you can remember seeing after you were attacked?'

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

"They're not home.."

"I think my main strength is my imagination, which I think you can see from my CV."

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

'Convention time in the liar's club.'

"Oh, gosh, oh no, you've found me out..."

'OK you didn't eat the rabbit, I believe you; snakes are no strangers to plausible deniability.'

look out it might be a fake

"The cow jumped over the moon? The dish ran away with the spoon? Dad... it just doesn't pass the smell test."

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'

"I'm the Chupacabra, your new family bogeyman! I'm here to scare you into doing what your dad tells you to do!"

'So there I was, alone in the aisle, heart pounding, without a bloody clue as to what wine I should bring our hosts.'