Storyteller Of Deceit Gifts

'Should I make a note of the fact that the witness has grown a Pinocchio nose, your honor?'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Turtle Hat

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

The life of penguins.

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

"It's a setup."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

"Never lie to your attorney, Brad. If any lies need to be told I'll tell them."

"See...polystyrene!"

'Oh well, if greed wasn't so good, we've still got lust, gluttony, sloth, wrath, envy and pride.'

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

"Just between you and me, he was a road kill."

'Are you sure this is all you can remember seeing after you were attacked?'

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

"They're not home.."

I can't decide if you make me want to be a better man, a better lawyer or a better liar. ! !

'Convention time in the liar's club.'

"I think my main strength is my imagination, which I think you can see from my CV."

Carrie White found a manicurist who makes house calls.

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

"Oh, gosh, oh no, you've found me out..."

'OK you didn't eat the rabbit, I believe you; snakes are no strangers to plausible deniability.'

look out it might be a fake

'So there I was, alone in the aisle, heart pounding, without a bloody clue as to what wine I should bring our hosts.'

"The cow jumped over the moon? The dish ran away with the spoon? Dad... it just doesn't pass the smell test."

'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'

"I'm the Chupacabra, your new family bogeyman! I'm here to scare you into doing what your dad tells you to do!"