Deception Artist Gifts

'Convention time in the liar's club.'

Man Crossing His Fingers Behind Back At Interview

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

"Extreme miming"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Turtle Hat

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

The life of penguins.

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Sportswasher's

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

"It's a setup."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

"See...polystyrene!"

Pretending To Care

An orca tries to infiltrate the penguin camp.

"They're not home.."

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

"Me, I work with a professional snake catcher: he drops me into people's backyards at night and waits for the call in the morning to come and catch me again..."

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."