Deception Artist Prints

'Convention time in the liar's club.'

Man Crossing His Fingers Behind Back At Interview

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

"Extreme miming"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Turtle Hat

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

The life of penguins.

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

Sportswasher's

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"It's a setup."

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

Pretending To Care

"See...polystyrene!"

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

An orca tries to infiltrate the penguin camp.

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

"Excuse me, your honor. If you could just give us a few minutes, my client would like to pitch some time shares to the jury real quick."

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

"They're not home.."

"Oh, gosh, oh no, you've found me out..."

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'