Artful Deceiver Prints

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

"Extreme miming"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Turtle Hat

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

The life of penguins.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Sportswasher's

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

Crafty Fish.

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"It's a setup."

Gardener of the Year.

"See...polystyrene!"

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

"They're not home.."

"Oh, gosh, oh no, you've found me out..."

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

'Poor old Fred at home. He thinks I'm out selling Tupperware.'

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

'Convention time in the liar's club.'

"Boy, the eyes really follow you around the room."