Artful Deceiver T-Shirts

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

"Extreme miming"

Turtle Hat

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

The life of penguins.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

Sportswasher's

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

'Look a huge bird!'

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Crafty Fish.

"It's a setup."

"See...polystyrene!"

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

Gardener of the Year.

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

"They're not home.."

'Convention time in the liar's club.'

'Poor old Fred at home. He thinks I'm out selling Tupperware.'

I can't decide if you make me want to be a better man, a better lawyer or a better liar. ! !

"Boy, the eyes really follow you around the room."

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities