Duck Deceiver T-Shirts

Crafty Fish.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

How about going easy on the carbs

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

'This duck call works too well.'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

If that call's for me, I'm not here.

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"It's a setup."

'Your bill sir.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

"See...polystyrene!"

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

'Considering this is a floating mass of accumulated pond scum, I'd say you're gettin' one heck of a deal.'

Gardener of the Year.

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

"They're not home.."

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

Blue Upright

"No! Your dukes...Put up your dukes!"

Good duck, bad duck.

"There's no such thing as 'just' ducky."

'Yes I saw it, but we're here to hunt ducks! Try to stay focused, Bob!'

Dog chasing a duck in a motorboat.