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'Next time I'll bring the decoy!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Duck Hunt

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Mother Duck.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Business Duck

Mistaken baby ducks.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'This duck call works too well.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

"No, son. Let him finish."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

If that call's for me, I'm not here.

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'