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'Next time I'll bring the decoy!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Duck Hunt

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Business Duck

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Mistaken baby ducks.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'This duck call works too well.'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"No, son. Let him finish."

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'