Duck Hunt Trickster T-Shirts

"When the game warden isn't looking, plant this little gun on the duck."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Mistaken baby ducks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Business Duck

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Could I have my Bill ?

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Joins The Football Team

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Ski kicker.

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"