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'I find it comforting to know that with steel shot at least their dental bills will be high.'

Missing the Obvious.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Mistaken baby ducks.

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Business Duck

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Could I have my Bill ?

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Joins The Football Team

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"No, son. Let him finish."

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"