Duck Aficionado T-Shirts

'It's Friday. We don't need to wear a tie or get ourselves in a row.'

Lame duck Obama

Duck - 'Quack?' Lad - 'No, hallucinogenics.'

Wally, quacks like a duck: 'Quack! Quack!'

Air Duck/Floor Duck.

"I started to get suspicious when, during the duck season, the hunters were shooting at my family and friends, but never at me..".

"I'm afraid you're not quite the sort of duck-headed man we're looking for."

"Para Español, oprima el numero dos. For English, press three. . ."

"Charles here isn't just a duck; he's a duck with a vision."

"I'm concerned about my high bill."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Egyptian Football

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Mistaken baby ducks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Business Duck

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."