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'Hang on, the analysis of the Audiospectrograph of that call indicates it's a decoy...'

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

'Good news! Our lobbyist got us on the endangered species list.'

Ducks following a child.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Maybe you should ask yourself why you're inviting all this duck hunting into your life right now."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Ducklings paddling with one being left behind.

'Whoever said 'get your ducks in a row' didn't have ducks.'

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

The nuclear physicist's duck.

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'Me, a duck hunter? Shucks, no, I'm a musician. Wanna hear me play 'Swannee River' on my duck caller?'

"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."

"Chill out or go around me!"

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"Typical. . . Bills bills and more bills."

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called you here."

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

'Stale or not, French bread is still my favourite...'

'I'm tellin' ya, Jimmy, we're sitting ducks out here!'

'I'd use a wedge.'

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

'Flip your brother over, sweety. The boy doesn't know which end us up.'

'It's a bill collector!'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Rare Duck Phobias.

Ducks of North America

Whack a Marimba

'Nothing personal Trevor, but maybe you should think about losing some weight...'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'